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[10 Jun 2008|07:36am] |
I listen to bad manners and halfway trying to buy t shirts online
at 730 in the morning
after my sleep
dont really know if the patch is making me have vivid nightmares or if they are any more vivid than they have ever been
hmmm
ive ended up wrapped up in a blanket like some sort of roman senator of yore
my eyes are super crusted up which is kinda lame
i wonder if i should walk to michaels and try and get a cigarette from him or just walk to the store and buy a pack
to smoke my 3 cigarettes of the day
guess you arent supposed to smoke at all with the patch on
or so the instructions say
maybe ill try that
its like just shy of the nicotine i want
in the patch
which i guess is the point
i have quite the weakness for diet dr pepper
seeing as i drink about 8 a day
bet thats eatting me from the inside out
man oh maneshevitz
its my friday as they say in the non standard day off market
ie i have tomorrow and the next day off
i should prolly put a shirt on and take a shower
before i do anything today
remain pantless
but definately shirt and shower
maybe even brush my teeth
who knows what sort of madness lies ahead
its time to get new glasses or something
or at least new contacts
bleh
im paying a ton of money for dental work
cant bring myself to anymore fucking lab coat fucks taking my money
maybe tomorrow ill grow up
today ill be a dumb bearded little kid
screaming songs down the street
dancing with no reason
being unable to spell words
todays a bad day to grow up anyway
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[07 May 2008|01:41pm] |
ripped in twain by the cerebus
i glide through the world like a tampon in the sewer
eat your burritos for breakfast ill have my beer
fuck you and the way you look
delicious
anyhoot what was i thinking of
oh i saw poopers band last night
it sucked like always
got to hang out with michael miller and justin bishop so all was not lost in the vast scheme of things
getting lost sucks donkey balls
especially with drunks giving you directions
i tried to work on a website the other day
ended up really enjoying just html and fucking around
that made me happy for a bit
then returned to my life
nearly ripped my knee apart on my forklift the other day
kinda cried
im not gonna lie
it hurt real bad
still kinda does
called in sick yesterday
a day they really needed me at work
fuck them sometimes
im tired of the fucking stinky end of the stick
they are gonna bring a new person over to take the job opening i want
that shouldnt even be a fucking job opening bah
this is all stupid seniority union shit im thinking of but oh well
im upset about this whole changing of camel filters
very upsetting
has been for sometime but i havent expressed my dislike for it i dont believe
i need a new pair of glasses and i need drinks and a beautiful lady to drink them with
i never need a pen and paper
cause this is my outlet for some odd reason
just typing
makes me feel happy
to some unknown degree
closing your eyes and just letting the words flow through your hands is something i really enjoy also
man oh man a schevitz
rock and roll
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[14 Feb 2008|12:37am] |
Days fly by sometimes and then you are like
whoa
its tomorrow
what a strange phenomenon
time has been flying recently
weeks have turned into months
certain things have evaporated and other things have manifested
thats stupid
other thought
im not really tired
i ate manicotti today
man sized mannicotti
i really enjoy grumpier old men
i also watched summer school directed by carl reiner
and it had courtney thorne smith in it
i was like
this is weird and sucks
hmmm will be done paying for my car in 7 weeks or something
studio apartment?
for tyrone
mr shimshon
don juan de shoelaces
i really want a murphy bed
ive probably expressed that desire before
my stomach hurts like a mother fucker
i spent way too much money today
i got a side salad with my mannicotti
which was gross and cheesy and gave me gas but was referenced in summer school
and was like lets get mannicotti
then i did
fuck you summer school
i also played psyops for the original xbox
and i suck at using psychic powers to throw people
be aware of that next time youre like
shit is tyler gonna throw me around with psychic powers
i prolly wont
ill just pick you up and set you down
to do list
figure out how to get psychic powers
go to the moon
eat 2 entire entemens cheese filled coffee cakes in one sitting
find a studio apartment with a murphy bed
punch a baby
well maybe just shake a baby
never order a side salad again
become richard branson
or maybe get his daughter pregnant
and get a shotgun wedding from richard branson
and then live on that south pacific island he has i saw on cribs that one time
and like get murphy beds put in it
this murphy bed and stupid post has been brought to you by sitting with a baby all day and a decent if not copious amount of sweet domestic beers
than you pabst budweiser and a couple sapporos i had at a sushi joint
that was a weird part of the night
oh yea and the sparks and snickers ice cream bar i got at the 7 11
rock and roll
hootchie coo
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[09 Jan 2008|09:40am] |
well well well
what have we here
a little man who has called in sick to work yesterday
because of an eye infection
ah delicious
took out my bad contact and its kind of subsided
thinking about spending my weekend
which is today and tomorrow playing video games
maybe going running
or jogging
more likely jogging from my lack of energy and willpower to induce running at the current junction
ive gorged myself for the past couple days
i feel full and sickly
my beard is thin and unimpressive at the moment
my moustache tastes of orange soda and cigarettes
i havent had a drink in a couple days now
thats kinda obnoxious
my cousins probation officer came by yesterday
he wasnt here
heres to him not going to jail for urinating in public
i think a shower is in my best interests
perhaps a nap of sorts?
hmm hmmm
well least till the blockbuster opens i assume
need an 8-1 job im thinking to supplement my already massive income
im not going to lie
im a wealth industrialist
the weather has turned south in orange county at the moment a chill and rain have set in
rain and chill are more of a bother here than seattle
my cars almost paid off
waiting for that w2 to make a big dent in it
i hope
my computer is also on its last leg
i must weigh my options against finishing my car payment 2 months faster
or being able to play computer games i will never buy
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[01 Jan 2008|01:05am] |
ahh the gregorian new year
im going to begin reckoning time by something different and more interesting
my friend mike is asleep on my futon
i am here
waiting for the new day to begin
a weight is off me
and a new weight takes its place
i wanted to smash windows tonight
from nine years ago
i was told to grow up
i live in squalor
coming back to california is different and new and strange sometimes
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[09 Dec 2007|10:48am] |
i went and saw mike watt yesterday
i cant afford cover and drinks
watched some of what about bob
john got hit in the head with a beer bottle while he was beating someone up
i just ate a bagel with way too much butter on it
my mouth hurts like a mother fucker
my legs are tired
i have work today
i need to make it to pay day
got my days off changed to wednesday and thursday
friday is payday
5 days of nothing
hooray
something deep and meaningful
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[13 Nov 2007|10:39am] |
my sleep schedule is all topsy turvy
im so snackish
its bad
mostly cause i know theres food here
so ill graze till the cows come home
i gotta figure out how to play this jews harp
its all metally in my mouth
bleh
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[11 Nov 2007|04:04pm] |
home ways is right ways
but home is where the heart is
oh well
in california for the time being to times indefinite
pondering
needing to pee
all sorts of other things
ordered pizza
i dont know why i continue to ask for extra garlic sauce when none is ever delivered
i think there is some vast conspiracy at work
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[14 Aug 2007|05:12pm] |
For mr robert von iceberg
1 i teared up when i met greg hetson
2 i havent slept in a bed since the beginning of 2005
3 i hate smoking the same cigarette when i get in or out of a car i finish it inside or outside before i get in an light another
4 my legs are covered with ingrown hairs that fill with zit puss so i never wear shorts
5 ive become super religious mostly because i need to have something
6 i can feel like i cant like things that are popular that somehow thats "selling out" that i need to play devils advocate for no reason
7 im a racist sexist piece of shit deep down and i know it and despise it
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[04 Jul 2007|08:30pm] |
i drank some iced coffee
too much iced coffee
im feeling jittery and sweaty
i dont know why i bother with people sometimes
i broke my car
well broke a rim
need to get a new rim and tire
fuck that shit
hit a curb making a u turn at like 45
glad i didnt break my axle
fuck the 99 AKA AURORA
also fuck aloha street and fremont
got work tomorrow
so im not gonna stay up and watch fire works
lit my memorial candle
said some prayers
i dont really like how i get when i start hanging out with a girl
im such a fucking loser
know what i mean
also i dont really get along with "normal" people.
im a rocker
i rock out
ive lost my voice
im the poor mans tom waitts
i spent 173 dollars on 10 cartons of cigarettes
i was rich bitch
now i am broke as shit and need this tire thing
damn im good at planning my financial situation
working alot tho
hopefully make some payola
i burned 26 cds today
yea
im fucking productive
i also earned my 92 dollars for just sitting around
which is kinda awesome
hahah
fuck
i make as much at 4 parking spots do a day downtown
well slightly less than 4 parking spots
and they dont have to eat
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[12 Jun 2007|02:41pm] |
sandi at work bought me a ben sherman for my birthday
i got her cigarettes and a shot of tres generations
im the winner in this exchange i feel
i feel sweaty and gross
going to see video djs tonight
it better not suck
or i better be drunk as a skunk
one of the two
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[31 May 2007|01:34pm] |
i volunteered for the seattle beerfest
my stomach is upset
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[22 May 2007|06:01pm] |
we never drink water just whiskey by pints
and the shanty towns ring with our songs and our fights
ac milan wins the champions league
my brother calls me to make fun of greasy persians
i miss my friends that are far away
i think i should become more productive
i think i should try and hit on the girl that sells flowers at my work
rayban wayfarers are expensive on ebay
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[09 May 2007|05:17pm] |
Our revolution will not be televised except on payperview tv
just woke up after an hour nap
boy is my mouth gross feeling
got and read playing right field a jew grows up in greenwich by george tabb
its just maximum rock and roll articles i had already read
but it made me happy anyway
wish it had been longer
got the informers and rules of attraction by brett easton ellis
glamorrama is on the way
got naked by david sedaris
im trying to read stuff thats not just the kingpriest trilogy and shit like that
i havent seen my tv remote yet
king of the hill just started and my block of fox programming
i think i will find it and begin watching
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[04 May 2007|05:49pm] |
bev bev beverly hills cop doop doo doo do doop do do doo do
Red lobster for the sea food lover in you
those are the two phrases i said today
i took a lavish nap today
someone drank all my waters in the fridge
i ate guacamole that expired may 25 2005
it had been frozen
it wasnt good
i am going to pay my 44 dollar parking ticket
hmm what else is on my mind
i am smitten
yet all i can do is make a fool out of myself
guess thats easy for a fool to do
i knew water water everywhere but not a drop to drink was from the rime of the ancient mariner
sometimes i think i should go back to school
i ask people questions all the time and no one else has answers
like whos thomas aquinas
why is the saying sweating like a pig
pigs have no sweat glands
sometimes i think im too old
im only 22
ive become slightly content to labor the rest of my life away
ive held my job for a year now
thats good
i do a decent job there too
still working on getting forklift time
its cold in my living room right now
the living room being where i sleep
i have been reading rather voraciously
all just escapist fantasy novels but at least im reading
want to get into some stuff with some weight again but what do i know about books
i said to someone isnt it weird that in the intro to ada
nabakov reference to it as nabakovian
isnt that a crock of shit
he didnt know who nabakov is
ive only read the intro to ada
hahah
im the booklearned one
my patience has worn thin
ive paid my ticket on line
i have 487 american dollars
i want to get a gun
i think that is a bad idea in many ways
i am non confrontational
i wish i had more confidence
i always wish i did
i also wish i knew how to talk to people
instead of being extremely shy
or awkwardly boombastic
do this do that hang out
i just want to sleep all the time
i hear its a sign of depression
hahha
i think its a sign of being tired
im going to drink kolkanee beer now
and read fantasy novels
and maybe thnk of some eloquent phrase to say to this girl im smitten with
of course it will come out
RED LOBSTER FOR THE SEA FOOD LOVER IN YOU
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[17 Apr 2007|02:59pm] |
thanks swedish medical center for my 782 dollar bill
well 3000 dollar bill
thanks insurance
i think i got charged 3000 dollars an hour for a hospital visit
whats that a second
FUCKING GO NUTS
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[22 Mar 2007|12:34pm] |
so anyway
ive moved to seattle
i stack paper to the moon
i made a decent amount of money on this check
i need to pay rent tho
so thats a bummer
i weighted cheese for an hour
it bored me
THIS BORES ME
hmm what else
someone needs to turn the heater on in this state
i drink alot of soda
i miss my mommy
and cable
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[01 Feb 2007|10:44am] |
i saw children of men last night
it was good
it was only like 5 scenes
but it was a good 5 scenes
my eyes are all sticky from wearing my contacts
i kinda want to move far away
im upset with some shit at work
etc etc
i mailed something yesterday
it cost me 7 dollars
i should be there in 3 business days
i am kind of smelly
i have been taking the prilosec
so far i havent had heartburn since i started
weird gassiness sometimes
but no heartburn
so thats good
i spend money like a sailor in port
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[20 Jan 2007|01:12am] |
i like drinking
im not going to lie about that
i like drinking beer
im not going to lie about that
i like drinking in the parking lot after work with all of my work compatriots
i enjoy the company
its been lonely recently for me
i got a lil bit of money
got a car payment and insurance payment coming up
got some tax return money coming
thats gonna be sweet
gonna take a vacation to san francisco
then in may up to seattle i think
im a well versed traveling gentleman
im gonna hate waking up tomorrow
fuck inventory
rock and roll
tyler
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[06 Jan 2007|12:04am] |
i am a blue little boy
well not really
im kinda reddish and beardy
anyhoot
they closed down the diedrichs
thats been causing me to wander a bit to much day to day
i dont really have a place to go and what have you
been gorging myself and watching arrested development
got my days off changed
not cause i wanted it just cause of circumstances
im now off monday and tuesdays
kinda of rock block time off
dont know how i feel about that or how i will keep myself occupied
lets see what else
drove the electric pallet jack tonight
weeeee
i fucked up my leg royally on new years eve
falling over a table
tripping over a table
dont know which is better to describe it
im not good at putting up with stupid shit anymore
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